February 2012
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Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous...
January 2012
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Anonymous asked: http://normal-rockwell.tumblr.com/post/4974389325
April 2011
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april 27
tonight i was with a couple of friends at my friend’s work, ben and jerry’s, after hours. haven’t smiled that like that in a while. helped me realize how much i shouldnt give a shit, and to just act goofy.
forgot how good nesquik is
And this is why I love Tina Fey. →
prozac34:manicmagicdays-:
From PerezHilton.com Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 PM “In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last...
"don't quote me boy i ain't said shit"
-nwa
March 2011
10 posts
Dear Meat: Dear Inspiration, →
dearmeat:
You’ve finally given me a word that describes the entirety of my lifetime so far: “spectator”. I watch people. I watch people succeed. I watch their finished products. I watch the resounding success from these products. I watch the world build into an empire filled with resounding successes from…
took the words right out of my mouth
February 2011
12 posts
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"i'm a funky not a junky but i know where to get...
Dear Future Children,
dearmeat:
The only advice I can offer you and wholeheartedly mean, is to never grow up. Please, don’t ever grow up. I don’t want to have to watch you suffer through these things, and have literally nothing that can be said or done to help. Future Dad (Mr. Greenway)
Reblog if you have an ass worth grabbing.
eh, not really